Harry Potter Anagrams (humor)

[Derek Hiemforth]

No: HPFGUIDX 86708

Noting in another post that "Aberforth Dumbledore" is an anagram for
"A bar-room befuddler," here, submitted for your amusement and/or
annoyance, are some other anagrams of HP character names that seem at
least vaguely applicable...

Tom Marvolo Riddle -- I Am Lord Voldemort. (We all know this one!)

Aberforth Dumbledore -- A bar-room befuddler.

Albus Dumbledore -- A bulbous meddler.

Minerva McGonagall -- Calm, moral, avenging.

Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived -- Provable, worthy, tidy hero.

Hermione Granger -- Grr! Heroine nag me!

Ronald Weasley -- Any adores well.

Neville Longbottom of Gryffindor -- Forgotten frog nobly loved in film.

Potions Master Severus Snape -- Suspense as so rotten vampire?

Half-Giant Rubeus Hagrid -- Is huggable, fair, and hurt.

Sirius "Padfoot" Black -- Patricidal fuss book.  (The third book was all
about the fuss over Black's supposed patricide of Harry's father...)

Remus "Mooney" Lupin -- Only premium onus.

James "Prongs" Potter -- Pop am strong jester!  (Bad grammar, good
meaning.)

Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew -- Twerp?  Or legitimate twerp?  (What a
choice!)

Lily Evans Potter -- It's lovely parent.

Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody -- Eye alarm to doomsday.

"Do Not Call Me Nymphadora" Tonks -- Looker, and not splotchy madman.

Arthur Weasley -- Always truer, he.

Molly Weasley -- Me sew loyally.  (Jumpers for Ron and Harry every year!)

Fred and George Weasley -- Greedy renegades of law.

Percival Weasley -- Always vile creep.  (I know we don't know whether
  his name is really "Percival" or not, but this makes such a good
  anagram!  ;)

Gilderoy Lockhart -- Gay, thrilled crook.

Dolores Umbridge -- Gruesome old bird.

Barty Crouch the Death Eater -- Retch about hated treachery.

Minister Cornelius Fudge -- Ironfisted, glum, insecure.

- Derek