(FILK) There's Going To Be A Yule Ball

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 87578

There's Going To Be A Yule Ball

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of "We're Closed For Renovations" from the musical "Little Shop of Horrors")


Happy Holidays, everybody!


(Scene:  In front of the Gryffindor Common Room scrim)

(Cue music for "There's Going To Be A Yule Ball".  Prof. McGonagall enters, stage right.)

Prof. McGonagall:

There's going to a be a Yule Ball
So you may let your hair down
And exchange your school clothing
For dress robes and for ball gowns
You're representing Hogwarts so you better be polite
'Cause there's going to be a Yule Ball - tonight!

(Prof. McGonagall exits stage right as the Gryffindor Ensemble enters)

Harry: 

There's going to be a Yule Ball
With Beauxbaton and Durmstrang
Ron wanted to take Fleur out
And I had hoped for Cho Chang
Instead we're with the Patils which I guess will be all right
To dance with at  the Yule Ball - tonight

Ron (speaking):  Who are you going to the ball with, Hermione?

Hermione (speaking):  I'm not telling you, you'll just make fun of me (Hermione exits stage left)

Ron (speaking): Who could it be?  Argh!   I want to know!

Gryffindor Ensemble:

We've seen the decorations
And they are all mind boggl'ing
With fairy lights a-glittering
And bushes there for snogging
The Weird Sisters will be there who we think are outta sight!

Dean:  The party will begin at eight!

Lavender:  In the Great Hall we'll congregate

Sean:  With dinner that will be first-rate

Ron (to Ginny):  Tell me who's Hermione's date!

Ginny:   I won't say, you will have to wait.

All:   We're really gonna celebrate!  

There's going to be a Yule Ball -

(Prof. McGonagall re-enters, stage right, wearing dress robes of red tartan and a wreath of thistles around the brim of her hat.  The scrim rises to reveal the Great Hall, decorated for the Yule, with Christmas trees, garlands & etc.  The remainder of the Hogwarts Ensemble are already there and they all join in on the last word of the song)

Tonight!


- Gail B.

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