Harry normal (Was: Re: The alternative way to the potions NEWT)

[jdr0918]

No: HPFGUIDX 87726

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, EnsTren at a... wrote:...he's not 
a normal boy, he's a boy that basically IS the front line...

The Sergeant Majorette says

Harry is *absolutely* a normal boy. It the stuff that's going on 
around him that's abnormal, and he can't understand why. If Harry had 
been a typical Hero Guy, the minute he touched Godric's sword, he'd 
have been inspired to raise it over his head, point it to the heavens 
and cry out "By the Power of Greyskull.." Oh, wait, that's He-Man.

He-man is a cartoon guy inspired by an action figure. So imagine 11-
yr.-old Harry in his closet playing with his action figures (like he 
does in the first movie), thinking "Mighty Guy says 'Harry Potter! I 
have been sent to help you!' Kill Dudley! Make Uncle Vernon wear a 
dress! Smack Aunt Petunia with a bunch of dog poo! 'Your wish is my 
command Harry Potter for you are the true Prince of the Mighty 
Realm!' Pow! Aaargh! Dudley goes down, splat! Blood and guts and 
blubber everywhere!..."

And then it really happens. He's trapped in a D&D alternate universe 
where you point a stick at your mean big brother and go "Bang-bang" 
and he actually dies, screaming in agony.

Whoa. What-the-Flake... And now, the icing on the cake: his hormones 
are starting to percolate. If Harry *weren't* normal, he'd surely 
have shot up a fast food place or two by now.

--JDR