FILK: Look What Happened to Myrtle

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 87748

This is to Look What Happened to Mabel from Mack and Mabel

The midi doesn't include the intro, so I've indicated where the midi 
starts with the words. The midi is here: 
http://www.hamienet.com/7652.mid

Look What Happened to Myrtle

(intro)
Miss Four-eyes from Hogwarts who haunts the girl's loo
In the place where I took my last breath.
Olive Hornby is gone, so what else could I do?
I hang out here and contemplate death.

(begin midi)

See that fascinating spector
All the Hogwarts girls at last respect her
When they come here to wee
It's just wee little me
But Mother of Merlin, what happened to Myrtle!

I may have passed from flesh to spirit
But when you pass gas, you'll know I hear it
I'm here in the bend
Looking at your back end
Godrick and Helga, what happened to Myrtle!

I used to be a weepy weakling, when I died
But now I'm a force again.
Came in here to find a quiet place to hide
And now I'm in porcelain!

Pull that chain, I know what's coming
Because I'm the Queen of Hogwarts Plumbing
I was plain little Tilly
But I see your willy
So rattle me beads
Look what happened to Myrtle!

Tease me when my face was spotty,
For revenge, I got you on the potty!
And the girl with the glasses
Is tickling asses
It's somethin' to see. Look what happened to Myrtle!

When I hear the sound of flushing
Gotta hurry with the water rushing
If I make a mistake
I end up in the Lake.

Mother Machree, look what happened to Myrtle!
I used to exit Hogwarts on the Hogwarts train
But fate is capricious
Suddenly I find I'm going down the drain
To mermen and fishes
St. Aloysius!

You might say something rude and scathing
That I'm watching prefects when they're bathing.
But without flesh or bones
I've got teenage hormones.
Jumpin' St Jude
Look what happened to Myrtle!


~ Constance Vigilance, who had great fun with this one!