A Bizarre Thought from Wa-a-a-ay out in Left Field

[dittanymorgan <lake4fam@earthlink.net>]

No: HPFGUIDX 51791

Every one knows that Albus Dumbledore is the one wizard whom the 
Rogue Wizard fears.  

Why?


1.  All persons with wizarding ability are, in this, the Seventh Age 
of Sun, descendants of the Faithful Númenoreans, and the best ones 
are descendants of Aragorn and Arwen.

2.  That especially includes Godric, Rowena, Helga, and Harry. 

3.  The Rogue Wizard is the current embodiment of the evil Maia 
Sauron.

4.  Through the intervention of the Valar, the last daughter of 
Aragorn and Arwen, conceived the night before Aragorn passes, is born 
in Lórien, and taken across the dimensions to be brought up in a
Star Fleet foster home.  After serving for many years (she has her 
father's longevity, enhanced by her mother's Elven heritage), she is 
brought by the Valar back to the WW. There she meets Albus Dumbledore.

5.  Thence she is taken by the Vala back to the 12th Century of the 
Third Age of Sun, in order to conceive a child by the Maia Olórin.
She convinces Olórin of the rightness of this by explaining that
the child of this union is the destined foe of his own great foe. She 
is then taken back to the Seventh Age, and since this is the mid 19th 
century, as an unwed mother gives her child for adoption by the wife 
of the doctor who delivers the child, one Alboin Dumbledore, M.D. 

6.  This in effect gives Albus Mortal, Elf, and Immortal ancestors.  
>From them come his great power, innate kindness and extended lifespan.
 
He is the son of Gandalf.

Cuio mae

Celefinn Curunisse