(FILK) His Stupid Valentines

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 52160



I'm going to be ridiculously busy tomorrow and I won't be anywhere near a 
computer, so I wanted to post this tonight....

Have a Happy Valentine's Day! ;)





His Stupid Valentines



(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _My Funny Valentine_ as performed by 
Frank Sinatra)


Dedicated to a certain pair of young lovers who shall remain nameless though 
you know who you are <waves to the HP4GU audience>


Find Frankie crooning here:
http://www.hhdarma.addr.com/sinatra2.html


Scene: CoS...Valentine's Day...Lockhart, wearing lurid pink robes to match 
the decorations in the Great Hall, was waving for silence. The teachers on 
either side of him were looking stony-faced. From where he sat, Harry could 
see a muscle going in Professor McGonagall's cheek. Snape, looking as though 
someone had just fed him a large beaker of Skele-Grow, starts to think to 
himself about the whole situation...



Snape (in a cold, deadly voice):

His stupid Valentines
Revolting Valentines
I want to strangle Lockhart
He thinks he's wonderful
In truth he's just a fool
Yet he's teaching Defense 'Gainst Dark Arts

What is wrong with this man's brain?
He is driving me insane
I regard him with distain
What a fop!

He's brought in dwarfs for singing
What is this oaf thinking?
Stay away Valentines, away!
This Lockhart Valentine's Day

His behavior is smarmy
He's also very barmy
Doesn't anybody see
He's not smart?

If you ask for a Love Potion
I'll force-feed you poison
Stay away Valentines, away!
This Lockhart Valentine's Day



-Gail B...doo bee doo bee doo...

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