Madcap Freddie and Prankster George (FILK)

[Star Opal]

No: HPFGUIDX 52409

(*crosses fingers* this is my first FILK I hope its okay)


Madcap Freddie and Prankster George

FILK by Star Opal of Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer (Original Broadway Cast 
version) from the musical Cats.


Madcap Freddie and Prankster George were a notorious couple of twins
With ton tongue toffees, quick-change fake wands
Weasley Wheezes, and Canary Creams
They have an extensive reputation, second only to James Potter and Co.
Their home is their center of operation which is lovingly known as The 
Burrow

If a certain Caretaker's office into was broken and a map taken that told 
paths that were open
If food went missing from the kitchen via scratching a pear right where it 
was itchin'
If underage students' faces grew hair
And to the age limit said, "How could they dare?!"
Or in the halls beside Potter in chorus, made fun of the heir who tried to 
kill Norris

Then Filch would growl, "It's those horrible brats!
It was Madcap Freddie or Prankster George!"
Due to lack of proof, he left it at that

Madcap Freddie and Prankster George had an unusual gift of the gab
Highly efficient Quidditch beaters; helped curse trio: Malfoy, Goyle, and 
Crabbe
They make their home at The Burrow, Mum don't approve of their choice 
occupation
They are plausible fellows who like to engage a friendly headmaster in 
conversation

When the Dursleys were certain Weasley was no winner
and Dudley's mind made up that he wouldn't get thinner
They left the infamous toffee on the floor
Tongue grew three feet - no four!
Petunia shrieked not knowing the cure
"I'll sort this out!" Arthur tried to assure
Harry flued from the chaotic scene like that

Then Vernon screamed, "Its those horrible brats!
It was Madcap Freddie or Prankster George!"
Face purple with rage, he left it at that

Madcap Freddie and Prankster George have a wonderful way of working together
And some of the time they leave "samples" in Perce's box and some of the 
time call him Humungous Bighead
They go through the house like a hurricane and no perfect prefect could take 
his oath
Was it Madcap Freddie or Prankster George? Or could he have sworn that it 
mightn't been both?
When you heard a far flung gnome or Molly saw the Anglia not home
Or suddenly erupted a loud kaboom
>From a locked door which led to their room

Then Percy would say, "Now which was which brat?
It was Madcap Freddie -and- Prankster George and there's nothing at all to 
be done about that!"

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