I Looked It Up (filk)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 52725

I Looked It Up

To the tune of Elvis' All Shook Up

Dedicated to Sophia McL

Hear the original at:

http://www.buffnet.net/~ambrosia/page13.htm

THE SCENE: Hogwarts Library, just before Finals. A CHORUS OF 
DESPERATE STUDENTS implore HERMIONE for assistance with their 
studies, which our heroine is readily able to provide

HERMIONE:
Well, you need a scroll 
For Binns' history?
You can't read the runes for your Arithmancy?
How do Animagi change themselves to pups?
You're in luck
I looked it up
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay

Well, you say that Sprout is makin' quite a fuss
When you can't collect your Bubotuber Pus
And Mooncalf dung upon your robes is stuck
You're in luck
I looked it up
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay

CHORUS OF STUDENTS
Well, Hermy, you've the finest mind
We're a little mixed up, and fallen behind
When we hear you, girl, with your IQ, 
We know each test we will sure fly through!

HERMIONE:
Well, in Potions class Snape will shrill emote
When you're imprecise about his antidotes
If you need procedures for the Pepperup
You're in luck
I looked it up
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay

CHORUS OF STUDENTS
Our brain gets numb when we take a test
The facts we've learned become all dispossessed 
There's only one way that the OWLS we will gain
That's to ask that girl with the giant brain!

HERMIONE
Just don't inquire of the crystal ball
They're not endorsed by Ms. McGonagall
We both think Sibyll's really off her nut 
She's a schmuck
She reads tea cups
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay, yay 
Mm mm mm, mm, yay, yay
She reads tea cups


    -	CMC

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