FILK: "I'm On Fire!" (to the tune of "Wildfire")

[Diana <dianasdolls@yahoo.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 52867

Presenting a FILK by Diana & Jim Lucas

"I'm On Fire!"  Sung to the tune of "Wildfire"

<Setting:  Harry's just finished the first task in Goblet of Fire.  
Ron and Harry have already buried the hatchet and Ron and Hermione 
are telling Harry what the other three champions did while trying to 
get the golden egg away from their dragon.>

RON & HERMIONE:
Well he came in to the enclosure
Fifth-year Cedric first in line
And he conjured up a big black dog
To catch that blue dragon's eye
On this spell he did rely.

Oh, the dragon, she did lose interest
When she saw young Cedric's plan
And she flamed his head right on the spot
Blasted him near death
With the golden egg in hand

He ran calling, "I'm on fire!"
He ran calling, "I'm on fire!"
He ran calling, "I'm on fire!"

Then Fleur came in to face her dragon
With a trance she did be spell
But the Welsh Green let out a fiery snort
Her skirt fire she did quell

RON ONLYL
She's charming to me, yes swell

HERMIONE ONLY:
But on Cedric we're both gonna dwell,

RON & HERMIONE:
He ran crying, "I'm on fire!"
He ran crying, "I'm on fire!"
He ran crying, "I'm on fire!"

Then Viktor, we're gonna say,
Cursed the red dragon's eyes 
Krum did not think to fly, but then he didn't writhe

Crying, "I'm on fire!"

Diana
dianasdolls