FILK: Smooth Criminal - HP style

[Jeanne Blade]

No: HPFGUIDX 52962

Scene: Ron has just run down into the common room after the party following the Quidditch match against Ravenclaw. (When Black tried to kill him... er.. Scabbers)

RON:

He snuck in through the portrait, my bed curtain, see he ripped it

That git Black tried to stab me, and at my scream, he went running

NEVILLE:

Got the passwords from the table, don't see how, though, he was able

RON:

He was there in my dorm room, with that big knife, almost my doom.

STUDENTS:

Ronnie are you ok, so Ronnie are you ok, are you Ok, Ronnie (repeated a gazillion times)

HERMIONE:

Ronnie are you are you ok, would you tell us, that you're ok

Did he get in through the window, what should we do Ronnie?

He came in here through the portrait, you bedcurtain, see he ripped it

Got the passwords off the table, don't see how though, he was able.

STUDENTS: Ronnie are you ok, so Ronnie are you ok, are you ok, Ronnie? (a gazillion more times) 

RON: Been attacked by, almost stabbed by a smooth criminal.

Guess he came in through a back way, it is Saturday, Black here today

Eye-to-eye communication, I sent him running, intimidation.

STUDENTS: Ronnie are you ok, so Ronnie are you ok, are you ok, Ronnie? (a gazillion more times) 

HERMIONE:

Ronnie are you are you ok, would you tell us, that you're ok

Did he get in through the window, what should we do Ronnie?

He came in here through the portrait, you bedcurtain, see he ripped it

Got the passwords off the table, don't see how though, he was able.

STUDENTS: Ronnie are you ok, so Ronnie are you ok, are you ok, Ronnie? (a gazillion more times) 

RON: Been attacked by, almost stabbed by a smooth criminal

~Jeanne Blade, who while reading Draco Dormiens, wished Cassandra Claire would make up her mind as to who she wanted Hermione with. And was also very jealous of her talent. 



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