Filk: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Snape

[Amy Z <lupinesque@yahoo.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 49495

(trying this again with apologies to those not on webview)

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Snape

to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

(Hear the original at 
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle13.html)

Dedicated to Anne U. 'cause it's all her fault ;-)

Scene:  The Shrieking Shack

LUPIN and SIRIUS:

It was thirteen years ago today*
That Peter tried to end the play
With a plot that did two of us in
And put us in a Wormtailspin
But here we are again at last
The original Hogwarts cast
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape!

LUPIN, SIRIUS, PETER and SNAPE:

It's Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Snape
We'll all be on the grounds tonight
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Snape
We're doing this reunion right

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot,
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and Snape

Ghostly voice of JAMES, offstage:

I wish that I could be there
It sure would be a thrill
To hang that rat up by the tail
And cause Snape's second plot to fail
But my son will be my sub.

SNAPE, sneering:

I don't really wanna stop the show
But it's time for Sirius to go
Your story is Riddikulus
So come along without a fuss
There's a creature with the hots for you
And I've been waiting all these years . . . 
Moony, Padfoot, off to Azkaban!

HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE:

No-- you-- don't!

(They hit Snape with a triple Expelliarmus as Gail takes the stage 
for a filk of "With a Little Help from My Friends" . . . 
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/49055)

Amy Z

*give or take a few months