Stay Out Of Town (filk)
Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Fri Jan 10 01:01:55 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 49524
Almost 700 filks on HPF - and - would you believe it? - not a single
solo for Minerva McGonagall!
Until now.........
Stay Out Of Town (PoA, Chap 8)
To the tune of Cole Porter's Get Out of Town, from his musical Leave
It To Me
Hear a MIDI at:
http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/leave_it_to_me.html
Dedicated to Kelly Lasiter
THE SCENE: Transfiguration Class. HARRY hopes against hope that
McGONAGALL will allow him to accompany the other third-years to
Hogsmeade sans the written consent of his guardians
HARRY: (spoken) Professor, my aunt and uncle -- er -- forgot to sign
my form
..So -- er d'you think it would be all right mean, will it be
okay if I -- if I go to Hogsmeade?
McGONAGALL: (spoken) I'm afraid not, Potter. You heard what I said
.
(music)
Stay out of town
Because you've no form from home
Stay out of town
Keep in your dorm please
Ask me to sign?
That is a task I'll decline
Although Hogsmeade is Cloud Nine
You've heard my decrees
Don't disappear
Dementors are not a joke
And when if they're near, close to you dear
They'll smoke your Cloak
The rules stipulate parental estate
Its Hancock has got to write down
So on your way to class
Stay out of town
(Exit HARRY dejectedly. McGONAGALL, with an "odd expression" on her
face, watches him leave)
- CMC
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