Stay Out Of Town (filk)

Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com> coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Fri Jan 10 01:01:55 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 49524

Almost 700 filks on HPF - and - would you believe it? - not a single 
solo for Minerva McGonagall!

Until now.........


Stay Out Of Town (PoA, Chap 8)

To the tune of Cole Porter's Get Out of Town, from his musical Leave 
It To Me

Hear a MIDI at:

http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/leave_it_to_me.html

Dedicated to Kelly Lasiter

THE SCENE: Transfiguration Class. HARRY hopes against hope that 
McGONAGALL will allow him to accompany the other third-years to 
Hogsmeade sans the written consent of his guardians

HARRY: (spoken) Professor, my aunt and uncle -- er -- forgot to sign 
my form
..So -- er d'you think it would be all right mean, will it be 
okay if I -- if I go to Hogsmeade?

McGONAGALL: (spoken) I'm afraid not, Potter. You heard what I said

.

(music)
Stay out of town
Because you've no form from home
Stay out of town
Keep in your dorm please 

Ask me to sign?
That is a task I'll decline
Although Hogsmeade is Cloud Nine 
You've heard my decrees 

Don't disappear
Dementors are not a joke
And when if they're near, close to you dear
They'll smoke your Cloak 

The rules stipulate parental estate
Its Hancock has got to write down
So on your way to class
Stay out of town

(Exit HARRY dejectedly. McGONAGALL, with an "odd expression" on her 
face, watches him leave)

    -	CMC

HARRY POTTER FILKS 
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/hpfilks.htm 






More information about the HPforGrownups archive