[HPforGrownups] The REAL reason Snape's hair is greasy!

[the.gremlin at verizon.net]

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Sinead1916 wrote:
"I've been reading some very interesting theories as to why Snape's hair is so greasy, and I've come up with my own theory. I warn you now; I'm a bit of a Snape fan, so the post might need to be taken with a grain of salt. Anyway, I 
theorize that Snape's greasy hair and overall unattractive appearance (yellowish teeth, sallow skin, etc.)is all a front. In reality he is quite dead sexy. He has to *cover up* his dead sexiness because if he didn't all the female students would be swooning over him and never get any work done. Without his faux-greasiness, he'd be a constant distraction ;-)"
Ahh, the "why is Snape so sexy" thread. Your theory is quite an interesting one, but even Sirius mentions Snape being greasy in school, so I'm assuming he's just one of those men who doesn't put personal hygiene at the top of his list. Either that or it's the working with potions things. I mean, even his fingers are yellowed, IIRC. And Snape just doesn't strike me as the type of guy to notice that he's attractive.

BTW, does he know that people make fun of his nose and his hair? I'm guessing he does, and just doesn't care.

And even though he isn't physically attractive, his personality is rather seductive. The silky voice, the swishy robes, the wit, the sarcasm...it's very nice. :D

-Acire, who is off to manipulate Sims.





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