FILK: Evil!Hermione, SHIPpers get no rest

[gingersnape1966 <gingersnape1966@yahoo.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 50494

Disclaimer:  I do not think in any way that Hermione is evil.  This 
is just kind of one of those things that pops into your head after 
you read Rita Skeeter.  With all the SHIPpers fortifying their 
positions, I thought we could all just step back and have a laugh.  
It is not intended to disparage SHIPping or any particular SHIP in 
any way.  Please read it "tongue in cheek" and if anyone is bothered 
by it, I'll eat a ton-tongue toffee first.  Ginger


Evil!Hermione, SHIPpers get no rest.
All your thoughts and actions they put to the test.
Evil!Hermione; Harry, Ron, and Krum.
Guess you've passed the age where you think boys are dumb.

Some say kissing Harry adds some tension
Others say in Europe it is done.
Other girls are chasing after Viktor-
See how they run!

Evil!Hermione, slapping Malfoy's mug.
Ron defends your honour, has to belch a slug
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh,.....
See how they run!

Evil!Hermione, on that Christmas night
Wish that Harry would have heard the whole darn fight.

By the lake you take a walk with Viktor
By a water beetle you're undone.
Rita Skeeter yelling "Stop the presses!"
See how they run.

Evil!Hermione, SHIPpers get no rest
Only J K Rowling knows who you like best.


Second disclaimer:  I couldn't find a tape with this song on it and 
had to use a lyrics site.  Oh, the shame.  
Ginger