FILCH FILK (be gentle, it's my first one)

[Anne R Urbanski]

No: HPFGUIDX 50553

Well, all filkers have to start somewhere and sometime. So here's my first 
completed filk. It ain't much, but it's all I've got. (Note to Gail ... 
I'm  kind of stuck in neutral on the first one I started... grrrrr....:-[

FILK: Willie Nelson’s Scruffy English Brother
(to the tune of Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter, by Herman’s Hermits)


Willie Nelson’s scruffy English brother,
That’s who Argus Filch looks like to me --
He’s a squi-ib
And so he hates to see
How well the kids at Hogwarts do at wizardry

Filch will often pick on ickle firsties,
Likes to scare them witless late at night
But his mean-ness
Comes back to haunt him when
He’s being pestered by old Peeves the Poltergeist

Skulking about, sneaking up on students,
Filch freaks them out, and they think he’s ...so rude

Filch has got a cat named Mrs. Norris
Once he found her stony, petrified
He as-sumed
That Harry was to blame
And was aghast when the bad deed Harry denied

Skulking about, sneaking up on students,
Filch freaks them out, and they think he’s ...so rude

Willie Nelson’s scruffy English brother (Filch looks li-ike...)
Willie Nelson’s scruffy English brother (with a Kneazle)
Willie Nelson's scruffy English brother (.... fade out....)

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Anne U
(ducking)




"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our 
abilities."  - Albus Dumbledore, in "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

"Anyone could be the one to change your life" -- Monte Montgomery
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