[HPforGrownups] What is your all-time favorite line(s) from the book?

[Torsten]

No: HPFGUIDX 50666

Jade:
>I did a search for "favorite line from the book" and got no results, 
>so I guess this has not been discussed before. I have read this list 
>everyday, and noticed that some very serious subjects are discussed, 
>and I would like to lighten it up just a bit for short time.

Terribly hard choice, even when considering funny lines alone, but Lee Jordan's 
Quidditch commentaries rule. ^^

"So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating -"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul -"
"Jordan, I'm warning you -"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to 
anyone, I'm sure..." (PS/SS. Quidditch)

Torsten