What is your all-time favorite line(s) from the book?

[Meira B]

No: HPFGUIDX 50675

>I did a search for "favorite line from the book" and got no results, so I 
>guess this has not been discussed before. I have read this list everyday, 
>and noticed that some very serious subjects are discussed, and I would like 
>to lighten it up just a bit for short time.
>
>My favorite line from the books is:
>
>"I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks." - GoF
>
>I can not get past this scene without laughing.
>
>What are your favorites?
>
>Jade


Me:
It's "slightly" more than one line, but I love this part:

'Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the 
information you conceal!' Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.
As though an invisible hand was writing upon it, words appeared on the 
smooth surface of the map.
'Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep 
his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.'
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't 
stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
'Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape 
is an ugly git.'
It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And 
there was more...
'Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that 
ever became a Professor.'
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its 
last word.
'Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his 
hair, the slimeball.'

Meira :)

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