Sports and cheating
Lisa Armstrong <renitentraven@hotmail.com>
renitentraven at hotmail.com
Mon Jan 27 09:33:05 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 50756
DangerMouse wrote : "I've been thinking about magical cheating and
it's use in sports."
I'm from Australia so I'm not going to pretend to understand your
grid-iron references. (If that's even what they were, I'm not sure.)
But Quidditch, I follow you there.
I have a theory a future Rita Skeeter scoop may shed light on this
particular well-hidden Quidditch controversy.
All this is (of course), supposition.
Early on in his career Ludo Bagman began passing information to the
Death-Eaters - not, as we have been led to believe - because of
half-formed hopes of a career in the MOM, but because they offered to
bury his involvement in the Quidditch/Billywig scandal rocking the
wizarding world.
Billywigs cause levitation, an excellent advantage on a broom-stick
as you no longer have to contend with your broom struggling against
the force of gravity.
Just lightly hold on to your broom and direct all the excess magical
energy into impressive turns, astounding bursts of speed and no-risk
Wronsky Feints.
Sadly Ludo Bagman forgot the spell that bound his *ahem* rear to his
broom, and spectators at a Wimbourne Wasps training session were let
in on the secret when Bagman was left in the air after unseating
himself after a violent right at a bludger.
This abuse may be continuing even today.
'Krum hardly looked as though he was using a broomstick at all; he
moved so easily through the air it looked as though he was
unsupported and weightless.' GOF pg.99 English p.b.
Cheers, Lisa
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