FILK: Eight-legged Freaks

[pippin_999 <foxmoth@qnet.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 50800

Eight Legged Freaks
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of Eight Days a Week by The Beatles
Dedicated to Gail, Beatles Filker extraordinaire

The scene: Ron considers Hagrid's instructions to follow the 
spiders

Who's attacking students
Freezing them to clay?
Hagrid got arrested
Taken far away
Told us hiders, follow spiders
Don't wanna go and see no
Eight-legged freaks

Oooh we've got to help now
Guess I know it's true
One thing I can say  now
Spiders make me spew
Hairy, scary
No way, Harry
Ain't gonna try and follow
Eight-legged freaks

Eight-legged freaks
They sca-a-a-a-re me
Eight-legged freaks
You won't get me to go in there

Miss you ev'ry day,  girl
Always on my mind
I will find a way, girl
Stiffen up my spine
Persevere, oh
Face that fear, oh
Why'd I wanna be a hero?
Eight-legged freaks!

Eight-legged freaks
They sca-a-a-a-re me
Eight-legged freaks
I'll face them for Hermione

(later)
I hear something out there
Panic fills my mind
Something awfully big is
Coming from behind
Giant Spiders
Super-sizers
Acromantulizers
Eight-legged freaks! (3x)