FILK: Hermione/Macavity

[Melody <Malady579@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 50851

This is about as close as I come to shipping.

Now I wrote this watching the video, since for some reason, my CD
collection is lacking the Cats CD.  So, when I say Harry and Ron,
imagine them as the two saucy dancing cats swerving their hips around.
 The visual is too hilarious to pass up.


Dedicated to: Grey Wolf because he adores the song, and (being the
anti-shipper he is) the fact I am dedicating a semi-SHIPping filk to
him will mortify him.  :D

-and-

Meg's cat Macavity.



Hermione/Macavity from the musical Cats

(Harry)
Hermione's a clever witch
She's called the teacher's pet
For she's the smartest Gryffindor
Who can out mark the rest
She's a silly girl to Severus Snape
Her hand high in the air
For when he posed a question, then Hermione's right there.

Hermione, Hermione, there's no witch like Hermione
She masters every wizard spell
She's memorized its history
Her powers of petrification would make Neville fall square
For when a spell is needed, then Hermione's right there.

You may see her in the library
Piled high with books to spare
And I tell you once and once again
Hermione's right there.

(Ron)
Hermione's a witty girl
Her tongue is quick and fierce
You would know her if you heard her
For her voice is rather pierce
Her mind is racing deep in thought
her hair is highly teased
Her back is weighted by her bag
her front teeth are for cheese
She waves her wand from side to side
With a swish and a flick
And when you think there is no hope
Her logic does the trick!

Hermione, Hermione, there's no witch like Hermione
Remembered flames for Devil's Snare
Solved the chamber mystery
Her answers win them house points
Aced Lockhart's questionnaire
For when perfection's needed then, Hermione's right there.

(H)She's usually respectable
(R)I know she slapped Malfoy
(H)And you won't find her name in any files in Filch's drawers.

(R)But when the bathroom's empty
(H)Or a prof's robe's on fire
(R)Or when the boomslang's missing
(H)Or another bug's a liar
(R)Or the kitchen's pear is tickled
(H)And the elfs are in despair
(Together)There's a wonder of the thing, Hermione's right there.

(Together)
Hermione, Hermione, there's no witch like Hermione
There never was a witch of such intelligence and ability
She always has an answer and one or two to spare
Whatever time's the essay's due, Hermione's right there.

And they say that all homework that could be copied easily
((H)I might mention divination, (R)I might mention history)
Are nothing more than knowledge held by this smart know-it-all
Who will never let us copy
Can you imagine, her gall?

Hermione, Hermione, there's no witch like Hermione
For she's a witch with muggle blood
A fighter of elf tyranny
Her loyalty never wavers
In her heart she deeply cares
For when a friend's in trouble then, Hermione's right there.

:D


Melody
with cheering and coaching from Gail: The Queen of Beatles Filks.
(Quite blushing girl, you know you are.)