Babes and Skanks of CoS

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 66247

I, Darrin Burnett, give you the Babes and Skanks of Chamber of 
Secrets. Remember, these are not meant to be in order.

Babes:

Hermione Granger - Damn Right I Solved It! Babe

Ginny Weasley - Keep An Eye on This Babe Babe

Molly Weasley - Cooking Sausages Babe

Prof. Sprout - Mandrake Babe

Moaning Myrtle - Chilling in the U-Bend Babe.

Skanks:

Aunt Petunia - Slave Driver Skank.

Mrs. Finch - Petrified Skank.

Penelope Clearwater - You Can Do Better Than Percy Skank

Maadame Pince - Anal Librarian Skank

The Wife of Vernon's Boss - Geez, Woman, They're Only Birds Skank.

And there you have it, the Babes and Skanks of CoS.

Darrin
- I love the 80s Moment: "When you played Tetris, you wouldn't blink 
for like a half an hour, and then you'd close your eyes and be 
playing it in your head!"