Harry Potter - Funniest Ending

bohcoo sydenmill at msn.com
Tue Jul 1 21:59:58 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 66567

So, Voldemort goes through two more books of sneaking around and 
strutting around with his Death Eaters and finally, near the end of 
Book 7, catches a meeting of the DA where all are in attendance.  He 
creeps up to the door, his spidery-fingered hand on the doorknob -- 
slowly he turns it, every muscle in his body tensed to spring into 
action, wielding his wand in his other hand -- and, as he bursts into 
the room, everyone yells, "Surprise!" and starts to sing "For He's a 
Jolly Good Fellow!"

Voldemort's last words are, "I'm melting, mel-l-l-ting," and all 
that's left of him on the carpet is a stain that looks a little like 
a scar.

Bohcoo :) 





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