Hunks and Gits of OoP

rachelbeth007 rstephens at northwestern.edu
Wed Jul 2 04:44:19 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 66685

Ladies if you had just been patient with me.  I have been out and
about all night.  
Keeping with the I love the 80s theme (started by some clever
witch)...

I'm Rachel Elizabeth Stephens and I bring you the Hunks and Gits
of OoP.

Hunks:

Kinglsey Shacklebolt: Tall, Dark, and Handsome Hunk 

Sirius Black: Dearly Departed Hunk 

Remus Lupin: Heartbroken Hunk 

Fred & George Weasley: Going Out In Style Hunks 

James Potter: Bullying Toerag Hunk 

Harry Potter: Hulk-Like Hunk

Bill Weasley: You Can Give Me Private Lessons Anytime Hunk 

Charlie Weasley: Will You Please Come Back From Romania Hunk 

Dumbledore: Old But Agile Hunk 

Ron Weasley: Quidditch Star In The Making Hunk 

Neville Longbotton: Mimbulus Mimbletonia Hunk 

Gits:

Young Severus Snape: Greying Underpants Git

Lucuius Malfoy: Hope You Enjoy Your Stay In Azkaban Git

Draco Malfoy: Rolf Gruber Git

Cornelius Fudge: Remove Head From... Git

Percy Weasley: You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself Git

Michael Corner: You and the Hosepipe Deserve One Another Git

Voldemort: A Second Coming Does Not a Hunk Make, Git

There they are, the men of OoP.  100% HP Prime Hunk (or Git).
Rachel
--I love the 80s moment:  "If the President got shot, I'd go around
yelling 'I'm in 
charge!' and just see who believed me." (Kathy Griffin on Reagan
getting shot)


 





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