Hunks and Gits of GoF

[rachelbeth007]

No: HPFGUIDX 66688

I'm Rachel Elizabeth Stephens, and I bring you the Hunks and Gits of GoF.

Hunks:

Sirius Black: "Call me Snuffles" Hunk

Cedric Diggory: Hogwarts Champion Hunk

Harry Potter: Hungarian Horntail Hunk

Viktor Krum: Quidditch Supa-Star Hunk

Bill Weasley: Veela-Snagging Hunk

Charlie Weasley: Dragon Wrangling Hunk

Severus Snape: Double Agent Hunk

Gits:

Wormtail: Prosthetic Hands Are *So* Star Wars Git

Dudley Dursley:  To Much Junk In His Trunk Git

Percy: Brown-Nosing Git

Cornelius Fudge: In Denial Git

Ludo Bagman: Leprechaun Gold Git

Crouch!Moody: "Unforgivable" Git

Igor Karkaroff:  Running For His Mommy Git

Ron: Jealous Git

Lucius Malfoy: Confirming What We Suspected All Along Git

Draco Malfoy: Twitchy Little Ferret Git

Crabbe and Goyle:  Two Generations of Gits

Voldemort: Re-Embodied Git

There they are, the men of GoF.  100% USDA Prime Hunk (or Git).

Rachel
-- I love the 80s moment: "To think that it wasn't them singing "Girl you know it's 
true"...Why it breaks one's heart." (Michael Ian Black on Milli Vanilli)


p.s.  Fear not, ladies, I'll be making one for each book.  Darrin and I are dedicated to 
our "I love HP" tribute and will be cranking out more lists soon.