Good Morning (OOP filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 66747

Good Morning (OOP, Chap. 12)

To the tune of the same name from Singin in the Rain, written by 
Arthur Freed, Music by Nacio Herb Brown.

Dedicated to Kirstini

THE SCENE: DADA class. UMBRIDGE introduces herself to the Gryffindor 
students (The class actually met in the afternoon – since afternoon 
would not scan, I'm taking the license of moving the initial DADA 
class to be before lunch.) 

UMBRIDGE:
Good mornin', Good mornin'!
It's my DADA debut
Good mornin'
Good mornin' to you.

Good mornin', good mornin'!
Now I demand reply

GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS (through gritted teeth)
Good mornin', good mornin' to you.

UMBRIDGE:
Now your wands please put away 
Your textbook open wide
Only Ministry-approved 
Information is inside
 
We're reforming, reforming!
First chapter now read through,
Informing, informing for you,
And you, and you, and you!

HERMIONE (with her hand raised)
I'm swarming
I'm swarming 
With questions just for you.

UMBRIDGE:
Ignoring, I'm ignoring you.

HERMIONE (with her hand raised)
I've got a little query why you're only teaching theory

UMBRIDGE:
I am scornin',
I am scornin',
Don't sweat, there is no threat
No storming, 
I'm informing you.

HARRY & RON:
She wants us not to think hard
So she's got us reading Slinkhard

UMBRIDGE:
When you took this class before
Your teachers were not bright
Now risk is gone
Danger withdrawn
'Cause this is school not real life
 
So I'm affirmin'!
Affirmin'!
No one wants to get you
Good people
..

HARRY:
There's evil!

UMBRIDGE:
I'll scold!

HARRY:
Lord Vold!

UMBRIDGE:
That will points cost!

HARRY:
How was Ced lost?

UMBRIDGE:
Misfortune!

HARRY:
Lord scorchin'!

UMBRIDGE:
Do not tell lies!

HARRY:
I won't revise!

UMBRIDGE:
Detention for  you.

(Exit Harry, to McGonagall's office)

      -	CMC (I can't figure out what to do with the "Waka laka laka 
wa" refrain at the end)

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