Hunks & Horklumps -- no Neville or Snape?!

musicisme21 musicisme21 at yahoo.com
Wed Jul 2 22:50:19 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 66919

come ON now..I'm shocked...there have been several replies/additions 
to this list and none include Neville?! or Snape??? My love for Alan 
Rickman since "Sense and Sensibility" may somewhat cloud my movie-
Snape judgment, but Rowling's Snape has admirable qualities just the 
same...my additions are from 27 on...
Rickman-smitten Versha, who wore mismatched 
socks before ever reading Harry Potter, and thinks Dobby deserves to 
be a hunk :)
	

<< 23-Argus Filch-Whips and Chains and "quivering 
jowls" Horklump>>

I just had to add Filch's 
characteristic quivering jowls to his description..

27-Neville Longbottom: unlikely hunk earns 
compassion and adoration 
from all female readers/readers with hearts :) 
for keeping his mom's 
gum wrappers AND clumsy, bumbling boy turns 
into surprisingly lucky 
boy who survives a fight with Death Eaters!

28&29-Crabbe and Goyle: too stupid to be 
anything but ugly horklumps

30-Draco Malfoy: like father, like son horklump 
who lives up to his family name and reputation by being evil enough 
to kiss Umbridge's ass

31-Hagrid: giant hunk who remains endearing 
throughout five books 
despite his scary love for terrifying creatures

32-Grawp: another giant hunk whom I like just 
because of "HERMY!" 
and "GRAWP WANT HAGGER!" (awwwww, you know you 
think it's cute)

33-Peeves: running after Umbridge hunk
 
34-Severus Snape: former DE turned Order member 
hunk..plus he wears sexy grey underwear... (oh come on, it could be 
sexy...maybe not...but he makes up for it by understanding 
Harry's "Padfoot" message and making sure Sirius was safe 
immediately!)







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