Hunks & Horklumps -- no Neville or Snape?!
musicisme21
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Wed Jul 2 22:50:19 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 66919
come ON now..I'm shocked...there have been several replies/additions
to this list and none include Neville?! or Snape??? My love for Alan
Rickman since "Sense and Sensibility" may somewhat cloud my movie-
Snape judgment, but Rowling's Snape has admirable qualities just the
same...my additions are from 27 on...
Rickman-smitten Versha, who wore mismatched
socks before ever reading Harry Potter, and thinks Dobby deserves to
be a hunk :)
<< 23-Argus Filch-Whips and Chains and "quivering
jowls" Horklump>>
I just had to add Filch's
characteristic quivering jowls to his description..
27-Neville Longbottom: unlikely hunk earns
compassion and adoration
from all female readers/readers with hearts :)
for keeping his mom's
gum wrappers AND clumsy, bumbling boy turns
into surprisingly lucky
boy who survives a fight with Death Eaters!
28&29-Crabbe and Goyle: too stupid to be
anything but ugly horklumps
30-Draco Malfoy: like father, like son horklump
who lives up to his family name and reputation by being evil enough
to kiss Umbridge's ass
31-Hagrid: giant hunk who remains endearing
throughout five books
despite his scary love for terrifying creatures
32-Grawp: another giant hunk whom I like just
because of "HERMY!"
and "GRAWP WANT HAGGER!" (awwwww, you know you
think it's cute)
33-Peeves: running after Umbridge hunk
34-Severus Snape: former DE turned Order member
hunk..plus he wears sexy grey underwear... (oh come on, it could be
sexy...maybe not...but he makes up for it by understanding
Harry's "Padfoot" message and making sure Sirius was safe
immediately!)
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