FILK: maybe OoP Bring On the Souls...

[Star Opal]

No: HPFGUIDX 67502

midi- http://www.hamienet.com/midi7519 (I don't particularly like the midi I 
found, but its the only one. Its supposed to be a slow seductive sort of 
song, and it messes up the ending. I would suggest only listening to it if 
you have to.)

Because the thought of dementors belting out cabaret songs and being all 
slinky was just too delicious to pass up...
Dedicated to any fans of bizarre FILKs or dementors...

To the tune of Bring On the Men from Jekyll and Hyde the Musical (the 1994 
Concept Cast version):


Bring On the Souls (FILK by Star Opal)

Dementor 1:
There was a time - not long ago
We always had our choice of souls
But this is now - no longer so
We're yearning

Azkaban guards, all on our own
Must try to have a will of stone
Try not to make our hunger known
Its burning

We try to show we have no need
We really do, we don't succeed

So let's bring on the souls
And let the good times roll
Don't even need a bowl
Why wait another minute?
Back today...
Dark Lord, its time to play!
Your happiness and sanity the goal
So let's waist no more time
Bring on the souls!

I always knew I always said
Volde would be back, with eyes so red.
We'll suck them right out of your head
It's easy!

So many souls so little time
We want them all is that a crime?
I don't know why they trusted us
So easy

We make them scream - We make them cry
We make them sick - screaming, "No!" "Why?"

All dementors:
We say bring on the souls
And let the good times roll
Don't even need a bowl
Why wait another minute?
Back today...
Dark Lord, its time to play!
Your happiness and sanity the goal
So let's waist no more time
Bring on the souls!

Dementor 1:
We break their will
We steal their soul
Take them apart
They never again will be whole
Oh that's the game!
And so a "Kiss" by any other name
The horror and effects the same

<instrumental chorus>

I like to have a soul for breakfast each day
Voldemort is back, and I like it that way
By late mid-morning I need something to munch
So I decide to "Kiss" two men for lunch

And they go mad after my afternoon teas
Quite informal, take off my hood if I please
My favorites are those crawling, weeping ones
Those souls, oh yes, taste good, fill me tons

My healthy appetite gets strongest at night
Potter as dinner, that would be a delight
But those idiots won't allow us to dine
Well now our master's back, so that's just fine!

All dementors:
So let's bring on the souls
And let the good times roll
Don't even need a bowl
Why wait another minute?
Back today...
Dark Lord, its time to play!
Your happiness and sanity the goal
So let's waist no more time

Dementor 1:
Bring on the souls!

Other dementors at same time:
Good souls, bad souls
Grown souls, small souls
I guess that means
Almost all souls
I'm a "Kisser"
Long as they are souls! Souls! Souls!

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