[HPforGrownups] Re: New List: Funniest Moments in the Series

[Liz Sager]

No: HPFGUIDX 67967

Fred Waldrop wrote:
>Mrs. Weasley was wiping her face on her apron, and Fred, George, and
>Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got
>off, he got off, he got off-"

Heh.

CoS:
I don't have my book right here, but Molly telling Arthur about Fred, 
George, and Ron flying the car, and Arthur asking about it and subsequently 
receiving the Look from Molly and switching to "That was very wrong of you 
boys, very wrong indeed..." always get a laugh out of me.

OotP:

But Dumbledore says he doesnt care what they do as long as they dont take 
him off the Chocolate Frog cards." -- Bill, in chapter 5. (That's the 
spirit, Dumbledore. XD)

Of course not, said Hermione scathingly, before Harry could answer, The 
Quibblers rubbish, everyone knows that.
Excuse me, said Luna; her voice had suddenly lost its dreamy quality. My 
fathers the editor.
(Would you like a glass of water to wash down that foot, Hermione?)

Would you like us to clean out your ears for you? inquired George, pulling 
a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonkos 
bags.
Or any part of your body, really, were not fussy where we stick this, 
said Fred.

Arthur talking about the Muggles in St. Mungo's for bone regrowth and memory 
alteration, and thusly being described as "looking eagerly around as though 
hoping to see a signpost". That's Lovable!Arthur. :D

Ron, said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill 
into her ink pot, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the 
misfortune to meet.
Maybe not so much the actual line itself, but the tone that her voice has in 
my head is perhaps the most hilarious thing I have ever heard.

And, someone mentioned the rescue mission badges in an earlier post -- I 
have to wonder if the Death Eaters had badges, what would they say? 
"Bellatrix Lestrange, Death Eating"? "Lucius Malfoy, Good Guy Butt Kicking"?

Liz
Who spent most of the 80's watching My Little Pony and Care Bears.

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