When Umbridge Overtroubles Potter (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 68044

When Umbridge Overtroubles Potter

To the tune of Bridge Over Troubled Waters by Simon & Garfunkel

Dedicated to Eric Oppen 

THE SCENE: McGonagall defends Harry's career aspirations against the 
new Headmistress

McGONAGALL:
"He's no Auror, he's too small
Career should not advise, he's no chance at all"
So she implied, oh, then gave a cough
But I will not give ground
When Umbridge overtroubles Potter
I won't let him down
When Umbridge overtroubles Potter
I won't let him drown

Though his grades are down
He'll join the elite
When Auror class starts up
I will tutor him (ooh)
I'll help him pass, oh, when his NEWTs come
And stress is all around
When Umbridge overtroubles Potter
I won't let him down
When Umbridge overtroubles Potter
I won't let him drown

(Enter SNAPE)

SNAPE:
Sail on Umbridge gal
Sail on out 
Your time has come to scram
All my Serum is out of stock
(That's by design)
Oh, though I'm not his friend 
On this we are aligned

SNAPE & McGONAGALL:
When Umbridge overtroubles Potter
We'll kick her behind
When Umbridge overtroubles Potter
We'll kick her behind

     - CMC

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