[FILK] Nasty

[Indigo]

No: HPFGUIDX 68525

SCENE:  In Dolores' office, as she sets Draco up on her Inquisitional 
Squad.

Nasty
[to the tune of "Nasty" by Janet Jackson] 


DOLORES [fixing her hair]
Gimme a bow!

Sitting next to Corny Fudge, thinking nasty thoughts.
There's that dreadful Potter boy, he really turns me off.
Huh
That's right.
Let me tell ya, now:

Harry...Harry's lies
Don't mean a thing.  
They're just nasty lies. 
I'm gonna make him cry
I'll clip his wings.
All those nasty lies.

Don't like You-Know-Who, don't like the sound of his name.
Ooh, ooh, yeah
To shut up Potter quickly I will stop his Quidditch game.
Did that one hurt you?
Uh-huh, I know. Yeah.

Harry...Harry's lies
Don't mean a thing. 
Draco's my new spy.
Into the staff I'll pry.
My blood quill really stings.
Their misery I prize.

Nasty, nasty lies
don't mean a thing.
oh, those nasty lies
don't mean a thing to me. 

Nasty, nasty me, I think the school's improved.
Oh, my kitten plates. 
Nasty, nasty me,  Filch is jammin' to my groove.
Everyone else just hates.

I could learn to like this.
Listen up.

I'm not a Squib
I just want some respect.
So obey me, and I won't shut down your clubs.
Obnoxious is my middle name.
My last name is Control.
No my first name ain't Toad Face
It's Dolores,  Miss Umbridge if you're nasty.

Nasty Dumbledore
don't mean a thing 
He's over the hill.
Nasty probations
give me such a thrill.

I love this part.

HEY!
Who's that slamming Gryffindor?
Nasty me.
Who's causin Trelawney to get sacked?
Nasty me.
Who's killed the fun in Hogwarts halls?
Nasty me. 
Who's punishing those nasty lies?
Nasty me.

Draco?

DRACO
[in falsetto]
Nasty, nasty you
We're in the swing

DOLORES
Oh, this nasty school.