[FILK] Nasty

[Indigo]

No: HPFGUIDX 68534

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Gabe" <gjjohnson at j...> wrote:
>  "Indigo" <indigo at i...> wrote:
> > SCENE:  In Dolores' office, as she sets Draco up on her 
> Inquisitional 
> > Squad.
> > 
> > Nasty
> > [to the tune of "Nasty" by Janet Jackson] 
> <snip>
> 
> > Nasty, nasty me,  Filch is jammin' to my groove.
> > Everyone else just hates.
> > 
> <snip> 
> > DRACO
> > [in falsetto]
> > Nasty, nasty you
> > We're in the swing
> 
> 
> Indigo, this is great, but it definitely puts some terrible images 
in 
> my mind. . . Umbridge doing anything associated with Janet 
> Jackson. . .and the Filch and Draco parts just make it that much 
> worse.  I didn't know whether to laugh out loud, or to just put all 
> my effort in trying to keep myself from getting sick thinking about 
> it.  <grin>  Definitely lots of fun!
> 
> Gabe

*g* Thanks.

I admit it was the notion of tubby little toad-faced Dolores doing 
the "Nasty" dance that nearly drove me to not post it.

The idea of creaky old Filch trying to dance was amusing enough to 
make me consider posting it.

But Draco with his Prefect badge pinned to his robes, doing a 
falsetto -- I couldn't resist.  I had to post the filk.

Glad you enjoyed.

Strangely, HP4GU seems always to inspire the filkist in me.

--Indigo