An American baseball reference?

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 68569

 
> The Sergeant Majorette says:
> 
> Draco: petty and ungracious in victory, bitter and whiny in defeat; 
> evil, controlling father figure. In other words, the NY Yankees!
> 
> --JDR

OK, Sergeant Majorette, I can't resist.

Which baseball teams are the characters? 

Lucius - New York Yankees, the evil empire

Draco - New York Mets, attempting to live up to evil empire, but 
laughably incompetent

Snape - Boston Red Sox, the team of whiny, put-upon, drama queens.

Ron - Chicago Cubs, the Pop-A-Butterbeer and enjoy the show crowd.

Harry - the Seattle Mariners. Take a hit and keeps on going. Most 
exciting team in the league.
 
Lavender and Parvati - change their team depending on who has the 
cutest players.

Hermione - Atlanta Braves. The smartest team in the league.

James and Sirius - the St. Louis Cardinals. Arrogant assholes.

Percy - Detroit Tigers - Completely clueless.

Neville - the Arizona Diamondbacks! Luis Gonzalez slays the Yankees! 

Darrin
-- Feel free to add whichever team in whichever sport you wish.