Ke-da-vrazz (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 68863

Ke-da-vrazz 

To the tune of All That Jazz from Chicago (the film version)

Dedicated to Star Opal

THE SCENE: The Broken Sneakoscope a noisy tavern in Knockturn Alley. 
We enter just as  the evening's festivities begin. To the 
accompaniment of the acclaimed DE jazz band The Darktown Strutters, 
enter the drop-dead (so to speak) gorgeous, devastatingly glamorous 
BELLATRIX LESTRANGE with a CHORUS OF DEATH EATERS in tow. She begins 
crooning erotically as the crowd of inebriated Dark Wizards cheer 
lustily. 

BELLATRIX:
Come on guys
Why don't we take them down
With Ke-da-vrazz?

We're gonna aim our wands
At every Phoenix gown
With Ke-da-vrazz

Bend your knee
To serve a cruel despot
Though his voice is cold
Yet his pure Evil's hot
 
And with a flash of green 
We then will make the scene 
With Ke- 
-Da-
-Vrazz

CHORUS:
Skidoo!

BELLATRIX:
And Ke-da-vrazz

CHORUS: 
Gotcha!
Whoopee!

BELLATRIX:
And Ke-da-vrazz

Wear your Masks
And show your DE Marks
And Ke-da-vrazz

You know that Dumbledore 
Cannot defeat the Dark
Or Ke-da-vrazz

Hold on, Lord,
We're gonna Crucio
Each of the good guys all
The way to Ohio
So shall we tear apart 
Those with a noble heart 
To do that-

Vrazz

Learn that spell
Which causes such abuse 
It's Ke-da-vrazz

Won't need Time- 
Turners or Polyjuice
Just  Ke-da-vrazz

Come on, gang
Take `em beyond the veil  
I bet you Sirius Black 
Never looked more pale
Come hear the prophecy 
And all the mysteries 
Through Ke-da-vrazz

Oh, you're gonna see your secret sneaky snake

BELLATRIX AND CHORUS:
And Ke-da-vrazz

BELLATRIX:
Oh, it's gonna slither like in William Blake

BELLATRIX AND CHORUS:
And Ke-da-vrazz

BELLATRIX:
Show ya how to say the word'll
That will make their blood to curdle
CHORUS: Lend an ear as DEs cheer 
BELLATRIX: For Ke-da-vrazz

Ke-da-vrazz

BELLATRIX: (simultaneous with below)
Come on, Vold,
Why don't we blast
'Em far?
With Ke-da-vrazz

CHORUS (simultaneous with above)
Oh, you're gonna see 
Your
Secret
Sneaky snake
And Ke-da-vrazz

BELLATRIX: (simultaneous with below)
We're gonna
Give `em more
This time them
Just a scar
With Ke-da-vrazz

CHORUS: (simultaneous with above)
Oh
It's gonna slither
Like in William Blake
And Ke-da-vrazz

BELLATRIX:
Free at last 
>From dear old Azkaban
Me and Rookwood here 
Will execute his plan
Come join our wicked plot 
To make young Potter rot
Through Ke-da-vrazz
 
BELLATRIX:
Yes, I love this strife
And, oh, I'll take his life
With Ke-da-vrazz!

BELLATRIX & CHORUS:
Da-Vrazz!
Black-out.

    -	CMC

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