The Mental Elf Lullaby (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 69453

Kreacher in his first solo filk!

The Mental Elf Lullaby

To the tune of the MLF Lullaby by Tom Lehrer

Hear a MIDI at:

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/mlf-lull.htm

Dedicated to Haggridd (I think I spelled Kreacher correctly this time

The Scene: The Black Mansion, 12 Grimmald Place. KREACHER sings a 
lullaby to the portrait of his beloved Mistress.

KREACHER
Sleep Mistress sleep, secure on your canvass
Though danger lurks, your house-elf, he can cuss
Your son's returned here, he's now determined
To fill our whole mansion with disgusting Mudblood vermin

While they all scheme their New Phoenix Order
Kreacher's a plan to bring the Dark Lord here
And though your poor elf does not have clothing
Your son inspires me to act from fear and out of loathing 

Once the Black family with Purebloods stood by
With Slytherin they went the whole hog
But then Sirius turned an Amimagi
And since then we've all gone to the dogs!

So sleep well my Mistress, I'll save all your pictures
Much as I can, I'll ignore your son's strictures
All hail the Dark Lord! – the one who can't be named
Death to the Animagi!
Mental elf
Now sends himself
To one who hates Black as much as I!

(Kreacher Apparates to the Malfoy Estate)

    -	CMC

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