I Love the 80s - Mr. and Ms. Philosopher's Stone

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 69704

Hey, it's the D-Man (darrinburnett) and the R-Babe,(rachelbeth) 
bringing you the moment you've all been waiting for...

Mr. and Ms. Philosopher's Stone.

Now, do not get all a-twitter about any SHIP possibilities. Mr. and 
Ms. is a figure of speech, you knuckleheads. It's humor!

Without further ado...

He...was a gangly, freckled red-head from the wrong side of de tracks 
who wizarding family who befriended our boy and took Prof. McG's 
chess pieces to the woodshed for an ass-whipping! 

She...was a red-haired, green-eyed beauty who made the the ultimate 
sacrifice, countering evil with a love so pure it saved her son and 
brought down the Dark Lord.  Did ya hear that Lord Thingy?  L-O-V-E.  
Look it up, dumbass! Man, I need to call my mudda. <sniff>

There you have it.  Mr. and Ms. Philosopher's Stone, Ron Weasley and 
Lily Potter.  What is it about red-heads?


Darrin and Rachel
-- Not endorsing any SHIPS in anyway whatsoever!