Do You Hear That Haunting Sound? (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 70079

Do You Hear That Haunting Sound? (OOP, Chap. 30)

To the tune of Do You Hear the People Sing? From Les Miz

Dedicated to Pippin

THE SCENE: The Great Hall. In what will forever stand as his finest 
hour, PEEVES rallies and inspires the anti-Umbridge forces.

CHORUS OF FACULTY & STUDENTS
Do you hear that haunting sound?
It is the song of Peeves P.O.'d
He is attacking with a fury 
That disrupts and then explodes
When his flooding of the floor
Dampens the juggling of his flame
He will trap cats in armor
To seal Filch's shame!

PEEVES: 
Will you join in my crusade?
Will you be bad and stand with me?
If I toss a grenade
Will you glory in its debris? 
Than join in my pranks, 
We shall topple this rank hierarchy!

CHORUS OF FACULTY & STUDENTS
Do you hear all Hogwarts sing?
Singing a song of Poltergeist.
It is the music of the wizards
Who are not by Fudge enticed!
When the statue and the vase
Are to be toppled and destroyed
There's a headmistress in disgrace
Who'll be null and void!

PEEVES:
Will you do all you can do
So that my mischief may be spread?
Tell me how I can unscrew
A chandelier from off its thread.
She will be a goner
If honor we Georgie and Fred!

PEEVES & CHORUS OF FACULTY & STUDENTS
Do you hear all Hogwarts sing?
Singing a song of noisy ghosts ?
It is the music of the witches
Who cry, "Umbridge is toast!"
When the spiders in my/his bag
Join you/us in breakfast at the Hall
They will hoist up the old white flag
Stating their withdrawal.

     -	CMC

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