Rita Skeeter's Song (FILK)

[Eric Oppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 71307

It's hard for me to believe that nobody's done this one yet...

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Rita Skeeter's Song
(ttto _Dirty Laundry_)

by Eric Oppen

I make my living with my Quick-Quotes Quill,
Writing my stories gives me such a thrill,
My mawkish prose makes people ill
'Cause I'm Rita Skeeter!

Malicious gossip is my claim to fame,
Slandering people is my one real aim,
I love smearing someone's name
'Cause I'm Rita Skeeter!

Smear the Boy who Lived,
Smearing Dumbledore,
Smear Hermione,
Smear somebody more!

When I'm a beetle I get all the news,
All of the facts I can then best misuse,
Press freedom is my excuse
'Cause I'm Rita Skeeter!

Draco Malfoy will give me lots of dirt,
Hoping that Harry Potter will be hurt,
No one else is as alert
As me, Rita Skeeter!

Smear the Boy who Lived,
Smearing Dumbledore,
Ignore Diggory,
Smear somebody more!

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