FILK - The Death Eater Song (My 1st Filk Ever!)

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No: HPFGUIDX 72852

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Wendy St John" 
<hebrideanblack at e...> wrote:
> The Death Eater Song
> (A Filk set to the "Jet Song" from "West Side Story")
> 
> The beginning of this filk popped into my mind as a result of a 
comment
> made by someone here on the list (Oryomai, I think?). She was 
talking about
> Snape and wrote, "When you're a DE, you're a DE all the way," and 
suggested
> it'd make a good filk. The first verse came right away, and then I 
didn't
> give it much futher thought. Then, at Nimbus, I had the pleasure 
of meeting
> some of the HP filk mavens - Gail B., Caius Marcus, Lilac, Mariner 
and
> Pippin to name a few - and was inspired to actually write the 
whole thing.
> So, here it is - my very first ever filk! Hope you like it. :-)

Love it - incidentally is the choreography similar - I quite like 
the image I had of them jumping up and down arms stretched out. one 
of my all time favourite musicals too!

June
> 
> (Scene: Death Eaters have gathered at the Malfoy home after 
Voldemort's
> resurrection in the graveyard, to discuss Snape's loyalty, and 
their plans
> for going after Harry.)
> 
> 
> MALFOY: (spoken) Against Potter, we need every man we've got.
> 
> VOLDEMORT: Snape don't belong anymore.
> 
> MALFOY: Cut it, Voldie boy. I and Snape started the Death Eaters.
> 
> VOLDEMORT: Well, he acts like he don't wanna belong.
> 
> AVERY: Who wouldn't wanna belong to the Death Eaters?
> 
> VOLDEMORT: Snape ain't been with us at the graveyard, and I 
believe he's
> left me forever.
> 
> CRABBE: What about the day we clobbered the Prewitts?
> 
> GOYLE: Which we couldn't have done without Snape.
> 
> AVERY: He saved my ever-lovin' neck!
> 
> MALFOY: Right! He's always come through for us and he will now. 
Snape knows
> you can't leave the Death Eaters!
> 
> (sings)
> 
> When you eat death, you eat death all the way
> From your first crucio to your final AK
> 
> When you eat death, you can never go back
> Now you're Voldemort's man, and your mark's burnin' black
> 
> You're never alone - to Voldie you're connected
> You'll come when he calls, unless you want your fidelity suspected
> 
> Now you are marked with a skull and a snake
> Which will never come off 'till your last dying day.
> 
> When you eat death, you can't go back!
> 
> MALFOY: (Spoken) I know Severus like I know me. I guarantee you 
can count
> him in.
> 
> VOLDEMORT: In, out, let's get crackin'
> 
> GOYLE: Where you gonna find Potter? 
> 
> MALFOY: At Petunia's house on Privet Drive.
> 
> MCNAIR: But he's protected at Privet Drive. 
> 
> MALFOY: (innocently) I'm gonna make nice there! I'm only gonna 
watch him.
> 
> GOYLE: Great, Daddy-O!
> 
> MALFOY: Hey. Cool. Easy. Sweet. Meet Snape and me at ten. And walk 
tall!
> 
> GOYLE: We always walk tall!
> 
> AVERY: We're Death Eaters!
> 
> VOLDEMORT: The greatest!
> 
> CRABBE & GOYLE: (sing)
> 
> When you eat death, it's a pack signed in blood
> Put your mask on your face and then draw up your hood
> 
> AVERY, VOLDEMORT & MCNAIR:
> 
> When you eat death, you're the evilest thing
> Your a prince in the court, Voldemort is the king
> 
> ALL:
> 
> You never can leave, the Dark Mark can't be hidden.
> Like Regulus learned, trying to get out is strictly forbidden!
> 
> We're eatin' death, like a bat out of hell
> Mudbloods get in our way, mudbloods don't feel so well
> 
> We're eatin' death,Wizard world step aside
> Better go underground, better run, better hide.
> 
> We're drawin' the line - we're keepin' wizard blood pure
> The mudbloods will find that we don't welcome them here,so better 
steer
> clear
> 
> We're eatin' death, yeah, and we're gonna beat
> Potter and all his friends on the whole buggin' street
> 
> On the whole
> Buggin'
> Mudblood
> Lovin' 
> Street!
> Yeah!
> 
> 
> So - whadda ya think? <g>
> 
> :-)
> Wendy
> 
> 
> Wendy St John
> hebrideanblack at e...