FILK - Cool (an OoP/"Hogwarts Story" filk)

[Wendy St John]

No: HPFGUIDX 73475

"Cool"
An OoP filk to "Cool" from West Side Story"

Okay - here's my second filk. It's just a teeny, tiny little filk, but I
think it's sorta cute. <g> 

As this is my second WSS filk, I've decided to work my way through the
entire musical - I'm calling it "Hogwarts Story," and it will follow the
plot of OoP (in a loose sort of way, anyhow <g>). No, this is not anywhere
near as ambitious Gail's mission to filk the Beatles, but I thought I'd
better start small <G>. The first installment, "The Death Eaters Song," was
posted here a few days ago (not OoP, but end of GoF, still fits with the
overall story arc). 

Dedicated to Gail B., Caius Marcus, and Haggridd, in thanks for your
wonderful words of encouragement. You asked for more filks, you got 'em!
<G> 

(scene: Harry and Professor Snape are in Snape's office, at the start of
Harry's first lesson in occlumency).

SNAPE <snapping fingers>:

Boy, boy, Harry boy,
Get cool boy.
Got the Dark Lord in your noggin'
Just clear your mind, boy!
Fools who wear
Their hearts on their sleeves 
Are easily controlled.
Don't be weak, and you will keep
The Dark Lord from taking hold.

Boy, boy, Harry boy!
Stay loose, boy.
Got to learn this occlumency . . . 
DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
Try again,
For once try to pay attention
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool.



(Feel free to picture Snape leaping about the dungeon. I do. <G>).

:-)
Wendy

Wendy St John
hebrideanblack at earthlink.net