FILK: His Firebolt

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 73874

"His Firebolt" based on "His Cheeseburger" from Veggietales.

Dedicated to Haggridd, just because I'm still humming "Dream a Little 
Dream of V." 

Note: I didn't realize until I started writing this down, but to scan 
properly, Firebolt must be pronounced with three syllables.  (FIE yer 
bolt)

The scene:  PoA, Christmas day.

Ron sings as narrator:

He said to her "I got a new broomstick.
It was in with my presents at Yule.
It's better than my Nimbus 2000,
It's the top of the line, and it's cool."

He said "I don't know where it came from.
A note or a card it did lack."
She said "I must go run and tell Minnie!
It just could be from Sirius Black!"

But you're his Firebolt.
His birch-twig Firebolt.
He'll wait for you, yeah,
He'll wait for you. Oh,
You are his Firebolt.
Ash-handled Firebolt.
He'll wait for you, 
Oh, he will wait for you.

So Oliver Wood went to ask her.
He just got a shirty reply.
Cuz he said the snitch was more important
Than if Harry safely could fly.

He sat there through Transfiguration
Each day, and then he'd ask her again.
Potter, now please don't get angry.
You'll see your broom when she says when!

Cuz you're his Firebolt,
His speedy Firebolt.
Be back for you -He'll
Be back for you, oh,
You are his Firebolt,
His racing Firebolt.
Be back for you, 
Oh, He'll be back for you.

(Key and tempo change)

Cuz he loves his new broomstick with all his heart.
Hooch and Flitwick just can't keep those two apart.
And if the world suddenly ran out of twigs,
He'd run to Arabella Figg's.
And he would strip her cleaning implement down 'til it was bare.
And he would bind them up for you, 
Bind them up for you, 
Bind those dirty twigs up just for you!

You are his Firebolt.



Ginger, glad to be over Filkers' block before leaving the list for a 
couple days to get some teeth pulled.  Take care, everyone.