Me And My Baby (filk)
Caius Marcius
coriolan_cmc at hotmail.com
Tue Jun 3 01:06:46 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 59183
Since Hagrid may not make it past Book Five, I figure I'd better
submit this rather light-hearted filk now, before tragic penumbrae
attach themselves irrevocably to the house of Rebeus (although I
think Sirius Black is a far more likely Book Five casualty)
Me And My Baby
To the tune of Me And My Baby from Chicago (the stage version, not
used in the film - if you only know the film, this song is in a fast
ragtime tempo similar to They Both Reached For the Gun)
Dedicated to Haggridd
THE SCENE: HAGRID'S hut. Enter HAGRID, carrying what appears to be a
chicken egg. He has just returned from Knockturn Alley, and won the
egg - which the original owner swore spent considerable time
underneath a toad in a game of wizard poker. HAGRID is sure the egg
will produce some fabulous Fantastic Beast
HAGRID
Me and my baby
My baby and me
She's just as rabied
As rabied can be
What if I find
That I'm breaking the law?
Battle lines
I'll redefine
And fight for baby tooth and claw
She's kicking her shell now
And won't it be fun
All my friends tell now
The hatching's begun
Tell the DRC she's just a Doxy
'Cause I've got my baby
My fierce little baby
Look at my baby and me
Look at my baby
My baby and me
A beast not a being
>From bestiaries.
Do not tell MOM
For there's something to hide
It could mean jail
If wings and tail
Within my hut I let reside
If she's obscurer
And unclassified
I will procure her
An unabridged guide
Though I lost Norbert
Here's my new pur-tee
It's my little baby
My mean little baby
Look at my baby and me
Look at my baby
My baby and me
Phasing the world
Interestingle-y
Nothing can stop her
So nobody try
'Cause baby wrecks
And has five "X"
And incidentally, so do I!
Get out of our way, folks
And give her some space
Watch how she burbles
Before she gives chase
This is my mission
To keep her happy
Me and my baby
My manticore baby
My `mantula baby
My Vipertooth baby
My Occamy baby
My Quintaped baby
My Basilisk baby
My Blast-Ended baby
Look out for baby and me!
(The egg hatches. To HAGRID's infinite disappointment, his chicken
egg produces an actual chicken. Sighing deeply, he feeds the chick to
one of his hippogriffs).
- CMC
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