Do You Hear What I Hear? (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 59210

Do You Hear What I Hear? (from CoS) 

To the tune of the Xmas carol of the same name.

Dedicated to Catherine McK

THE SCENE: The DADA office, at the end of Chap. 7, as HARRY serves 
detention with LOCKHART.

LOCKHART
Said young Harry addressing my fans 
"Do you hear what I hear?"  
In detention to address my fans
"Do you hear what I hear?"  

HARRY
A voice, a voice, that my bone marrow chills
Crying out,  "Let's rip and let's kill!"
With intent that sounds rather ill

(Segue to the end of Chapter 8, as the TRIO leave the Deathday Bash)

RON & HERMIONE
Said our Harry from the Death Day Bash 
"Do you hear what I hear?"  
He heard some weird voice talkin' trash 
We don't hear what you hear!  

Inaudible voices that sound malign
They are not a real good sign
Not for wizards or Muggle-kind

(Segue to Chap 16, as HARRY and RON pry loose the paper held in 
HERMIONE'S stone-fist)

HARRY
Said Hermy off to the library 
"I now know what you hear"
Here's a page she tore from library
I now know why I hear!

A basilisk that slithers through the wall
I have heard its serpentine call
I won't need to go on Haldol

(Segue to the girl's restroom later in Chap 16, with HARRY, RON, 
LOCKHART & Mrytle)

RON & LOCKHART
Said our/young Harry to Moaning Myrtle
"Is the Chamber door here?"
"That tap don't work," replied Myrtle
The Chamber door must be here!

RON
Then Harry spoke, it was a hiss to me
But he said "Open Sesame"
Now we go to rescue Ginny

LOCKHART
Listen


I don't want to go here
..
I don't want to go here
..
I don't want to go here
..

(Exit  HARRY, RON & LOCKHART into the chamber entrance)

    -	CMC

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