(FILK) Two Filks AND A New Album!

Thu Jun 5 17:44:55 UTC 2003

No: HPFGUIDX 59380

Quidditch Practice

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Good Morning, Good Morning_ by the 
Beatles

*AND*

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape (reprise)

(A FILK by Amy Z. to the tune of _Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band 
Reprise_ by the Beatles)

Midis are here:
http://beatles.sqd.us/

Oliver Wood:
Let's practice, let's practice, let's practice
Let's practice, let's practice-ah

Harry:
In the morning, dead to the world, it was early
Sleeping in bed, resting my head, someone woke me
In the dark stood Oliver Wood
He told me to come on, then he was gone

Oliver Wood:
Let's practice, let's practice, let's practice-ah

Harry:
Get out of bed, put on my robes, then I go down
Oliver waits with my team-mates, I look around

Everybody's there, it's before dawn
We are tousle haired and start to yawn
All of us here are falling asleep
Oliver's now giving a tactics speech

Wood talks about his plans, brings out his diagrams
We are too tired to be inspired, don't give a damn
When he's all done we see the sun
And then we hear Wood say, "C'mon let's play!"

Oliver Wood:
Let's practice, let's practice, let's practice-ah

Harry:
Oliver, man, he is obsessed
Wants to put his plans now to the test
I see my friends, they're in the seats
I wish this would end then I could eat

Jump on my broom I start to zoom through the clear skies
Feeling the air rush through my hair as we all fly
Go through the moves, I start to groove
And as all of us play it feels O.K.

Gryffindor Quidditch Team:
Let's practice, let's practice, let's....

(As the team continues to practice, on the Hogwarts grounds below, Mrs. 
Norris is prowling.
Hagrid's dog, Fang, is barking.
A rooster crows from behind Hagrid's hut moments before it is throttled to 
death by a mysterious figure.
There are sheep behind Hagrid's hut, too.
A Blast-Ended Skrewt roars from it's hiding place where Hagrid is keeping it 
caged
And the Headless Hunt on horseback with their pack of hell-hounds are 
galloping through the Forbidden Forest)

Enter M, W, P, P, and S, at the close of Prisoner of Azkaban

Lupin:
ONE!

Pettigrew:
TWO!

Sirius:
THREE!

James:
FOUR!

ALL:

Were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape
Were adding that adult cachet
Moony, Wormtail, and the mad brute, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape
We all still have a part to play

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot,
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot,

ALL BUT LUPIN:

Were booked again for next years gig

ALL:

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape

LUPIN:

Im off to tea with Mrs. Figg

ALL:

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot,
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape!

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Check This Out!!!

With the completion of these two filks we have now finished filking our 
second Beatles album, "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"!  I want 
to thank every artist who helped to make this possible and I dedicate this 
album to them:  CMC, Amy Z, Gryffleravin, Pippin, Tabouli, Judy Nathanson, 
Jenny and Audra.

Note: If you sing some of these filks backwards you will discover clues 
which point to evidence that JKR is, in fact, dead and all her books are now 
being written by some fan fiction author who won a contest set up by 
Bloomsbury.

Another Note:  If you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell ya :)>

Yet Another Note:  It has become my life's ambition to see every Beatle's 
tune Potterized (hey, everybody needs a hobby!).  If you are interested in 
seeing the progress we've made so far, e-mail me and ask for my list, 
"Filking The Beatles".  If you would like to help me in my mad endeavor, go 
for it!  I need all the help I can get.

So, I invite you now to sit back.  Relax.  And enjoy...
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Moody, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape (MWPP & S for short)
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*SIDE 1*

*Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band
   Moody, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs and Snape  by Amy Z. 
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#Moony,_Wormtail,_Padfoot,_Prongs,_and_Snape
                                  *AND*
   Captain Ollie's Former Quidditch Team  by Gryffleravin
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/wood.htm#Captain_Ollie's_Former_Quidditch_Team

*With A Little Help From My Friends
           With A Little Help From My Friends  by Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/gofire.htm#With_A_Little_Help_From_My_Friends

*Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
          Moody in Disguise  by CMC
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/gofire.htm#Moody_in_Disguise

*Getting Better All The Time
           Hating Potter by Gail B.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/59162

*Fixing A Hole
          Parting Of Ways  by Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/gofire.htm#Parting_Of_Ways

*She's Leaving Home
          They're Being Cruel by Gail B.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/59042

*Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite
                 Death Day Party Invitation  by Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/secrets.htm#Death_Day_Party_Invitation

*SIDE 2*

*Within You Without You
    The Inner Eye  by Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#The_Inner_Eye

*When I'm 64
    When I'm Voldemort  by Tabouli
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/voldemort/riddle.htm#When_I'm_Voldemort

     After Volume Four by Pippin
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/waiting1.htm#After_Volume_Four

*Lovely Rita
    Ugly Rita -Judy Nathanson
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/prophet.htm#Ugly_Rita

*Good Morning, Good Morning
    Quidditch Practice  by Gail B.
(Above)

*Sgt. Pepper's...(Reprise)
    Amy Z. (Above)

    Gryffleravin: 
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/wood.htm#Captain_Ollie's_Former_Quidditch_Team

*A Day In The Life
    A Day In Black's Life -Audra
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#A_Day_in_Black's_Life
           *AND*
    A Wizard's Life -Jenny
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/49477

-Gail B

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(FILK) Two Filks *AND* A New Album!

(FILK) Two Filks AND A New Album!