[HPforGrownups] The word "order"

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No: HPFGUIDX 59424

In a message dated 6/5/2003 6:37:04 PM Eastern Standard Time, Melody and Grey Wolf write:

> How tragic.  How much despair.  Fawkes the champion of CoS 
> and GoF is
> the very thing that lets everyone down.  
> 
> All for a ham and cheese on rye.  

OR!  :)

Perhaps Fawkes ordered his ham and cheese on rye -- because it's really a secret code meaning "I'd like the ham and cheese on rye that is actually Wormtail in disguise." 

Yes, folks. Fawkes turns against Dumbledore! In an amazing and distressing plot twist, we find that Fawkes is working for the Death Eaters. Readers are appaled. 

Then we find out the more horrible truth: Percy has discovered this plan of Fawkes' first, while working with the MoM, and he has changed *himself* into a ham and cheese on rye to infiltrate the bad guys' lair. Unfortunately, Fawkes takes the Percy!Wormtail sandwich to Voldemort, and Voldemort is enraged. He can tell without even transfiguring the sandwich back to a person that it is not Wormtail. 

Angry, and also very hungry, Voldemort... are you ready for this? EATS PERCY WEASLEY. 

Fawkes is overcome with grief and hurries back to Dumbledore, confesses all, and dies of despair (only to be reborn a good guy five minutes later). 

THAT's the Order of the Phoenix.

:)  Whaddya think?

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