(FILK) I Have Some Theories

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 59707

As you well know I ain't much of a poster when it comes to these here 
speculations.  However, what with The Order of The Phoenix right around the 
corner, I wanted it to be put on the record exactly what my predictions are 
for the new book.

And since I'm most comfortable writing filks then, hey!  Why not set it to 
music?


I Have Some Theories


(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _I've Got A Feeling_ by the Beatles)

Midi is here:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle19.html


Dedicated to CMC, the Master of Rhyme, who will unfortunately not be around 
the day OoP is released.  I hope you have a wonderful vacation, Boss!



Gail B. singing with her Fender Jazz Bass in hand:

There are some theories on HP4GU
Oh yeah, oh yeah
A lot of theories, now Five is coming soon
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, yeah a bunch of theories

At the stroke of midnight the Phoenix it will rise
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Then we'll see who's right and whose SHIPs will capsize
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, Order Of The Phoenix

But all this time I've been a-lurking around
Keeping my thoughts to myself
Now our Order's almost in
And there's something I wanna say

There are some theories, the ones that I support
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I'll sing them clearly and try to keep it short
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, here are my theories:

Hagrid's gonna bite the big one
Though my next bet is on D'dore
I dig the idea of Stoned!Harry
But not the Heir of Gryffindor
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Voldemort will attack Hogwarts
But it will be to no avail
MAGIC DISHWASHER it sends me
But not every single detail
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Rita Skeeter will get revenge
My man Snape will spy again
A Ron/Hermione SHIP is
What I think is gonna happen
LOLLIPOPS seems very likely
The Dark Arts teacher's gonna be Figg
I'm excited about Phoenix
I hope the Bang is gonna be Big
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

(Oh, the wait!  It's been so long!)


-Gail B.

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