My *One* Most Rock-Solid OoP Prediction

amy_marblefeet amy_marblefeet at yahoo.co.uk
Tue Jun 10 11:13:14 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 59786

Cindy writes:

>My goodness! When you guys make a prediction, you really *make a 
>prediction,* don't you? Wow!

>First there was this from Amy about dear Lupin:

>>He will kill himself. But why I hear you cry! What could Lupin 
>>possible do that would make him commit harri-karri. Well ladies and 
>>gentlemen of the jury, Lupin is going to eat Denis Creevey.

><sprays coffee all over computer screen>

>Whoa!

>I have *never* heard *that* prediction before. Dang! I'm . . . I'm 
>speechless. And feeling a little bit sick, honestly.

*blushes*, well, thank you Cindy, to make the captain of the big bang 
speechless is extremely gratifying.  I did post this little theory a 
couple of weeks back in message 57206 where I bumped off several 
other character as well in horrifying yet wonderfully creative ways.

>Tell us, Amy. Is Lupin going to rip little Denis Creevey limb from 
>limb right there in the main dining room, or will this bit of 
>bloodletting take place deep within the darkest regions of the 
>Forbidden Forest? ;-)

Oh, probably the Shrieking Shack.  Colin will have seen his hero 
Harry go off there on a number of occasions and his little brother 
will decide one moonlit night to go off and meet the great and the 
good Harry Potter but unfortunately due to the fact that Lupin will 
just turn up one day Snape will not have had time to brew the 
immensely complicated potion and Lupin will have to go and hide in 
the Shack.

The next day Lupin can return to Hogwarts covered in the blood of the 
youngest Creevey, perhaps leaving the head as identification in the 
Shrieking shack, showing what he did and also the fact that 
werewolves find the brain to be a bit too chewy.

Lupin then locks himself in the bathroom.  Runs himself a bath of 
warm water. And slits his wrists.

Sirius finds him.

Does this entitle me to a feather boa?

Amy






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