Re Absolutely, utterly, Guaranteed predictions

[cantoramy]

No: HPFGUIDX 60861

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "alshainofthenorth" 
<alshainofthenorth at y...> wrote:
> > --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jenny_ravenclaw" 
> > <meboriqua at a...> wrote:
> > > Pippin:
> > > > ........29. It will not be clear why the villains had to 
wait 
> > till 
> > > > the end of term to implement their dastardly plan.>
> > > 
> > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to 
look 
> > > twice to believe it.
> > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
> > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> > > 
> > > --jenny from ravenclaw 
******************************************
> > 
> > 32.  On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever 
survive 
> > until book 6" post.
> 
> 33. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> 34. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> 35. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> 36. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> 37. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> 38. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
glasses.
> 39. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
> 40. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> 
> Alshain the Impatient

May I add:

41.  Ron will talk with his mouth full
42.  Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
43.  Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
44.  Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother, color: 
maroon
45.  Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer

cantoramy