[HPforGrownups] Top 100 GUARANTEED in OOP

[Pat and Jim Gruenke]

No: HPFGUIDX 60970

Somewhere along they way, someone submitted some that were not
>included on the list (they had started at #15).  They have now been
>added to the end of the list (82-95).  Let's make it a Top 100 list!
>Can anyone come up with some good ones for the last five?  Let's keep
>this thread at top 100, then someone can start over with a new one.
>Don't know why I took charge!  I guess I felt bad for the guy whose
>ideas were left out...
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>Brookeshanks :o)  TWO MORE DAYS!!!

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>>> > > The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
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>>>> > > > 1. Ron will snarl
>>>> > > > 2. Hermione will moan.
>>>> > > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
>>>> > > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
>>>> > > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
>>>> > > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
>>>> > > > 7. Draco will sneer.
>>>> > > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
>>>> > > > 9. Ginny will blush.
>>>> > > > 10. Percy will bluster.
>>>> > > > 11. Snape will snap.
>>>> > > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
>>>> > > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
>>>> > > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and
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>Hagrid

>>>> > > > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
>>>> > > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
>>>> > > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
>>>> > > > 17. Neville will forget something.
>>>> > > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in Potions.
>>>> > > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
>>>> > > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
>>>> > > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
>>>> > > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
>>>> > > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
>>>> > > > 24. Ron will whine.
>>>> > > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the book is
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>>>> > > > after his kind)
>>>> > > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
>>>> > > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
>>>> > > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever*
>>>> > > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece
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>>>> > > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
>>>> > > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the
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>>>> > > > of
>>>> > > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
>>>> > > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to
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>>>> > > > twice to believe it.
>>>> > > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be
>>>> > > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
>>>> > > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever
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>>>> > > > until book 6" post.
>>>> > > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
>>>> > > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
>>>> > > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
>>>> > > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
>>>> > > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
>>>> > > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
>>>> > > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
>>>> > > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
>>>> > > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
>>>> > > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
>>>> > > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
>>>> > > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her
>>>> > > > glasses.
>>>> > > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited
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>>>> > > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
>>>> > > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
>>>> > > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
>>>> > > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
>>>> > > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother,
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>>>> > > > maroon
>>>> > > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
>>>> > > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
>>>> > > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
>>>> > > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
>>>> > > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
>>>> > > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
>>>> > > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will
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>>>> > > > manage to pass their exams.
>>>> > > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
>>>> > > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are
>>>> > > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new
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>>>> > > > that
>>>> > > > wont be answered till book 6.
>>>> > > > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the
>>>> > > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
>>>> > > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
>>>> > > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
>>>> > > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
>>>> > > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or
>>>> > > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her S.P.E.W.
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>>>> > > > (from GoF).
>>>> > > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his
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>>>> > > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what
>>>> > > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to
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>>>> > > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly
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>>>> > > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not
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>>>> > > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he
>>>> > > > saw/heard)
>>>> > > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas
>>>> > > > holidays.
>>>> > > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal
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>>>> > > > cauldron-melting record.
>>>> > > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly,
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>>>> > > > it 20 times,
>>>> > > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
>>>> > > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
>>>> > > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will
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>>>> > > > them.)
>>>> > > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
>>>> > > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch,
>>>> > > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
>>>> > > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er,
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>>>> > > > oh, heck, FAT!
>>>> > > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate
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>>>> > > > non-biased way..."
>>>> > > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
>>>> > > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured
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>students,

>>>> > > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
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>>> > >   79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
>>> > >   80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very
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>>> > > storyline clue
>>> > >   81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and
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>> > the Bloody Baron
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>    82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
>83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
>84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
>85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
>86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
>87. Fred and George will scheme.
>88. Dudley will eat.
>89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
>90. Cho will be decent.
>91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
>92. The giant squid will float lazily.
>93. Flitwick will squeak.
>94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
>95. Wormtail will tremble.
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...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...

96.  Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank they've 
done.

Mine (Pat)--

97.  The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden" Forest yet again.



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