Top 100 GUARANTEED in OOP

[elady25]

No: HPFGUIDX 60976

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Pat and Jim Gruenke 
<patgruenke at c...> wrote:
> Somewhere along they way, someone submitted some that were not
> >included on the list (they had started at #15).  They have now been
> >added to the end of the list (82-95).  Let's make it a Top 100 
list!
> >Can anyone come up with some good ones for the last five?  Let's 
keep
> >this thread at top 100, then someone can start over with a new one.
> >Don't know why I took charge!  I guess I felt bad for the guy whose
> >ideas were left out...
> >
> >Brookeshanks :o)  TWO MORE DAYS!!!
> 
> >> >
> >  
> >
> >>> > > The ongoing list... with new ones.  What fun!
> >>    
> >>
> >>>> > > >
> >>>> > > > 1. Ron will snarl
> >>>> > > > 2. Hermione will moan.
> >>>> > > > 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> >>>> > > > 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> >>>> > > > 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> >>>> > > > 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> >>>> > > > 7. Draco will sneer.
> >>>> > > > 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> >>>> > > > 9. Ginny will blush.
> >>>> > > > 10. Percy will bluster.
> >>>> > > > 11. Snape will snap.
> >>>> > > > 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> >>>> > > > 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a 
vegetable.
> >>>> > > > 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, 
and
> >>>      
> >>>
> >Hagrid
> 
> >>>> > > > will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> >>>> > > > 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> >>>> > > > 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> >>>> > > > 17. Neville will forget something.
> >>>> > > > 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in 
Potions.
> >>>> > > > 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> >>>> > > > 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> >>>> > > > 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> >>>> > > > 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> >>>> > > > 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> >>>> > > > 24. Ron will whine.
> >>>> > > > 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool. (well the 
book is
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > named
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > after his kind)
> >>>> > > > 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> >>>> > > > 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the 
library.
> >>>> > > > 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever*
> >>>> > > > read 'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital 
piece
> >>>      
> >>>
> >of
> 
> >>>> > > > information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us 
before.
> >>>> > > > 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait 
till the
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > end
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > of
> >>>> > > > term to implement their dastardly plan.
> >>>> > > > 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will 
have to
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > look
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > twice to believe it.
> >>>> > > > 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and 
will be
> >>>> > > > instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> >>>> > > > 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we 
ever
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > survive
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > until book 6" post.
> >>>> > > > 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> >>>> > > > 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> >>>> > > > 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> >>>> > > > 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> >>>> > > > 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> >>>> > > > 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> >>>> > > > 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> >>>> > > > 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> >>>> > > > 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> >>>> > > > 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired 
git.
> >>>> > > > 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> >>>> > > > 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim 
of her
> >>>> > > > glasses.
> >>>> > > > 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an 
excited
> >>>      
> >>>
> >voice.
> 
> >>>> > > > 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts 
grounds!"
> >>>> > > > 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> >>>> > > > 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> >>>> > > > 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> >>>> > > > 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his 
mother,
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > color:
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > maroon
> >>>> > > > 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for 
butterbeer
> >>>> > > > 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> >>>> > > > 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> >>>> > > > 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> >>>> > > > 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> >>>> > > > 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> >>>> > > > 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) 
will
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > somehow
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > manage to pass their exams.
> >>>> > > > 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> >>>> > > > 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many 
questions are
> >>>> > > > answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new
> >>>      
> >>>
> >questions
> 
> >>>> > > > that
> >>>> > > > wont be answered till book 6.
> >>>> > > > 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong 
(in the
> >>>> > > > Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> >>>> > > > 61. Krum will be grumpy
> >>>> > > > 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> >>>> > > > 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of 
debacle
> >>>> > > > 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much 
and/or
> >>>> > > > liking Lockhart in the past (from CoS) and/or her 
S.P.E.W.
> >>>      
> >>>
> >phase
> 
> >>>> > > > (from GoF).
> >>>> > > > 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio 
in his
> >>>      
> >>>
> >hut.
> 
> >>>> > > > 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will 
reflect what
> >>>> > > > Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to
> >>>      
> >>>
> >Harry).
> 
> >>>> > > > 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore 
possibly
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > vital
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. 
not
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > being
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of 
what he
> >>>> > > > saw/heard)
> >>>> > > > 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the 
Christmas
> >>>> > > > holidays.
> >>>> > > > 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his 
personal
> >>>      
> >>>
> >best
> 
> >>>> > > > cauldron-melting record.
> >>>> > > > 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in 
endlessly,
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > reread
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > it 20 times,
> >>>> > > > and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!! LOL
> >>>> > > > 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> >>>> > > > 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville 
will
> >>>      
> >>>
> >forget
> 
> >>>> > > > them.)
> >>>> > > > 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> >>>> > > > 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. 
belch,
> >>>> > > > bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> >>>> > > > 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in coloseterol, er,
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > cholesterol,
> >  
> >
> >>>> > > > oh, heck, FAT!
> >>>> > > > 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't 
commentate
> >>>      
> >>>
> >> > in
> >  
> >
> >>> > > a
> >>    
> >>
> >>>> > > > non-biased way..."
> >>>> > > > 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> >>>> > > > 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured
> >>>      
> >>>
> >students,
> 
> >>>> > > > will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same 
day.
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>> > >   79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> >>> > >   80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very
> >>    
> >>
> >> > important
> >  
> >
> >>> > > storyline clue
> >>> > >   81. There will be yet another vague reference about 
Peeves and
> >>    
> >>
> >> > the Bloody Baron
> >  
> >
> >    82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> >83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> >84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> >85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> >86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> >87. Fred and George will scheme.
> >88. Dudley will eat.
> >89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
> >90. Cho will be decent.
> >91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> >92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> >93. Flitwick will squeak.
> >94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> >95. Wormtail will tremble.
> >
> 
> ...assuming I can get it in the door fast enough...
> 
> 96.  Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank 
they've 
> done.
> 
> Mine (Pat)--
> 
> 97.  The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden" 
Forest yet again.

imamommy:

98.  Something will smell like cabbage.
99.  Professor Binns will drone.
100.  There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
101.  One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from a 
mysterious stranger. (well, there's only a fifty-fifty chance on this 
one)

Please, let's go to one-fifty.  This is too much fun!