[HPforGrownups] Re: Towards 150 OotP predictions

Thu Jun 19 08:09:46 UTC 2003

No: HPFGUIDX 61064

jodi_dgn <heavenlee_spice at dslextreme.com> wrote:
--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, GulPlum <hp at p...> wrote:
> I promised myself that I wouldn't plough through the last several 
weeks of (unread) messages on this list, but this topic intrigued me. I've 
tidied up the list a bit and included items added by people in a couple of 
> cub-threads which have formed.
> 
> 
> 1. Ron will snarl
> 2. Hermione will moan.
> 3. Harry will recognize something instantly.
> 4. Hagrid will serve the trio something inedible.
> 5. Snape's eyes will glitter.
> 6. Dumbledore's eyes will twinkle.
> 7. Draco will sneer.
> 8. Molly Weasly will call Harry "dear."
> 9. Ginny will blush.
> 10. Percy will bluster.
> 11. Snape will snap.
> 12. And when he isn't snapping, Snape will snarl.
> 13. Vernon Dursley will turn red and resemble a vegetable.
> 14. Dobby will give Harry another pair of lurid socks, and Hagrid 
will become obsessed with another ferocious monster.
> 15. Harry will be injured in some way.
> 16. Snape will take away house points from Gryffindor
> 17. Neville will forget something.
> 18. Neville will fail to make the correct potion, in
> Potions.
> 19. Draco will taunt Harry.
> 20. Harry will fly on his broom and love it.
> 21. Hedwig will bring something to Harry.
> 22. Hermione will quote a book.
> 23. Harry will use his invisibility cloak.
> 24. Ron will whine.
> 25. Fawkes will fly and do something cool.
> 26. Sirius will still be damn sexy.
> 27. Hermione will solve a mystery by going to the library.
> 28. Hermione will say "Honestly, Haven't you two *ever* 
read  'Hogwarts, A History'?", and then impart some vital piece of information which the narrative hadn't pointed out to us before.
> 29. It will not be clear why the villains had to wait till the end 
of term to implement their dastardly plan.
> 30. Harry will see something new and magical and will have to look 
twice to believe it.
> 31. Hagrid will do or say something he shouldn't - and will be 
instantly forgiven by the Trio.
> 32. On June 22nd, HP4GU will get its first "How can we ever survive 
until book 6" post.
> 33. Filch will give out detentions.
> 34. The Twins will play a trick on someone.
> 35. Hermione and Ron will disagree on something.
> 36. Hermione will keep a secret.
> 37. Harry will keep a secret.
> 38. Ron will be predict the future as he jokes.
> 39. Sybill Trelawney will predict Harry's death AGAIN.
> 40. Ron and Harry will fake their Divination homework.
> 41. Dean's West Ham poster is going to be mentioned.
> 42. Sirius is going to call Snape a slimy greasy-haired git.
> 43. Ron and Harry will serve detention.
> 44. McGonagall will look sternly at Harry over the rim of her 
glasses.
> 45. Colin is going to squeak: "Hiya, Harry!!" in an excited voice.
> 46. Hermione will say: "You CAN'T Apparate on Hogwarts grounds!"
> 47. Ron will talk with his mouth full
> 48. Harry will stay at Hogwarts for Christmas
> 49. Ron will annihilate Hermione at wizard's chess
> 50. Ron will get a new hand-knitted jumper from his mother.
> 51. Everone will go to The Three Broomsticks for butterbeer
> 52. McGonagall will be disgusted at someone's behaviour.
> 53. Snape will persurcute Neville.
> 54. Parvati will still adore Professor Trelawney.
> 55. Professor Trelawney will continue to be vague.
> 56. Binns will send someone to sleep.
> 57. Even the dumbest students (read Crabbe and Goyle) will somehow 
manage to pass their exams.
> 58. Dumbledore's answers will raise more questions.
> 59. In addition to point 45, no matter how many questions are 
answered in book 5, there will be at least as many new questions that won't be 
answered till book six.
> 60. We will have read at least one character all wrong (in the 
> Scabbers/Sirius/Quirrell vein)
> 61. Krum will be grumpy
> 62. Fleur will still make the male students swoon
> 63. Harry will leave Privett Drive in some kind of debacle
> 64. Ron will tease Hermione about liking school too much and/or 
liking Lockhart in the past and/or her S.P.E.W. phase
> 65. Hagrid will break a dish while talking to the trio in his hut.
> 66. Harry will dream about Voldemort - which will reflect what 
Voldemort was really doing at that moment (unbeknownst to Harry).
> 67. Harry will be on the verge of telling Dumbledore possibly 
> vital  information, but withhold it for his usual reasons (i.e. not 
being believed, distaste of being fussed over, uncertainty of what he 
saw/heard)
> 68. Ron and Hermione will stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas 
holidays.
> 69. Neville will once again attempt to surpass his personal best 
> cauldron-melting record.
> 70. We will all read OoP WAY to fast, discuss in endlessly, reread 
it 20 times, and be waiting anxiously for book 6 to arrive!!!
> 71. Something will be described as "moldy".
> 72. The passwords will be um... unusual. (And Neville will forget 
them.)
> 73. Harry's scar will hurt.
> 74. There will be a reference to bodily functions (ie. belch, 
bogeys, earwax, vomit)
> 75. The Hogwarts diet will be high in cholesterol.
> 76. McGonagall will say "Really Jordan. If you can't commentate in 
a non-biased way..."
> 77. Someone from Slytherin will cheat at Quidditch.
> 78. The whole of Harry's year, plus all other featured students, 
will pick up their books from Diagon Alley on the same day.
> 79. Harry will say "Er..." about a million times
> 80. Someone will be interrupted before divulging a very important 
storyline clue
> 81. There will be yet another vague reference about Peeves and the 
Bloody Baron
> 82. Mrs. Norris's eyes will glow, lamplike.
> 83. Filch will threaten to go to Dumbledore.
> 84. Crabbe and Goyle will laugh stupidly.
> 85. Pansy will run with her gang of Slytherin girls.
> 86. Parvati and Lavender will ooh and aah.
> 87. Fred and George will scheme.
> 88. Dudley will eat.
> 89. McGonagall will never be so ashamed by Gryffindor students.
> 90. Cho will be decent.
> 91. Alicia, Katie, and Angelina will score.
> 92. The giant squid will float lazily.
> 93. Flitwick will squeak.
> 94. Voldemort will say "You lie".
> 95. Wormtail will tremble.
> 96. Molly will explode at Gred and Forge, rightly, for some prank 
> they've  done.
> 97. The Trio, or at least Harry, will end up in the "Forbidden" 
Forest yet again.
> 98. Something will smell like cabbage.
> 99. Professor Binns will drone.
> 100. There will be the usual twelve Christmas trees.
> 101. One of Harry's Christmas presents will be a surprise from 
> a  mysterious stranger.
> 102. Dobby's socks will not match!
> 103. Peeves will throw something at someone
> 104. Peeves will make life misarable for Filtch
> 105. Harry will begin to say Vol- er, sorry, I mean You-Know Who's 
name, then apologize for doing so.
> 106. Draco will be obnoxious on the Hogwarts Express, with Crabbe 
> and  Goyle sniggering in the background.
> 
> And a few from me, in no particular order:
> 
> 107. Dean Thomas will make a display of his artistic prowess.
> 108. Magic will be used at Privet Drive (not necessarily by Harry).
> 109. Harry will make a sarcastic comment at Malfoy which will be 
lost on the snobbish brat (O.T.: my favourite line from the third Artemis 
Fowl book: "the sarcasm made a whistling noise as it flew over Loafer's 
head").
> 110. Harry will make a selfless heroic act in circumstances which 
will be construed by some as anything but selfless or heroic.
> 111. Someone Harry has never met before will cause him ebrassment 
by making a fuss about his scar/his status as the Boy Who lived.
> 112. Ron will say "cool" or "bloody brilliant" at some stage.
> 113. The weather conditions of the journey to Hogwarts will be 
> mentioned  (my bet's on a thunderstorm).
> 114. The passowrd to Dumbledore's office will be some confectionery.

>Here's mine:
115: Hagrid will say (at least once) "Dumbledore, Great man 
Dumbledore"

"jodi_dgn"

Here's another addition:

116: Someone who was thought to be bad will turn out to be good (Snape and Sirius for example)

Brittney

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